Short jokes or more specifically short rude jokes and dirty jokes is what I've got for you today… not the short people jokes, those are usually silly or just plain stupid.

I'm starting with some blonde jokes.

Q: So why do think bear hunters are such amazing lovers in bed?
A: Because they go deep into the bush, shoot twice and eat everything they shoot!

Of course you can also get funny short clean jokes, you know the ones that can be used as sms jokes. This kind of humor is excellent for short dirty jokes too! But that's almost quite obvious…

Doctor doctor! I have a really bad problem, I can't ever remember what i just said.
hmmm… So when did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

And also…

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died.

First man: I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony.

I found the bastard hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the asshole. He landed in some bushes! So I dragged the refrigerator from the kitchen (it weighed about a ton), pulled it to the balcony, and hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the guy and killed him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went back into the bedroom and shot myself.

Yep! I really do enjoy short jokes everyday before tea time.